You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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