girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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