She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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