Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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