yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Soap is not a condiment
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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