How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
honey bunches of taint.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I have fence marks all over my body
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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