were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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