My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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