My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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