one might say we're banned from that church
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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