I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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