people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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