I looked at my own cervix.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
