How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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