just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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