just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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