i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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