She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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