Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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