I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Green mimosas i think yes
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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