Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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