Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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