Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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