like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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