The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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