Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
