You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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