they need to just BURY HIM!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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