I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I can tuck mytits in my pants
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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