Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
