tell your sister to shave her snatch
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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