If i come over, it means nothing
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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