Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

I respect that

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(501): View more from Arkansas

recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.

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(410): View more from Maryland

There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go

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(516): View more from New York

Man, jail baloney is awful.

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(480): View more from Arizona

its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore

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(607): View more from New York

Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.

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