if only i could text you this smell
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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