I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
