we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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