If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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