real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just had sex bonerless
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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