Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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