I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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