But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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