Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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