She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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