One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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