You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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