Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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