Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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