im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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