If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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