we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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