found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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