we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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