In the future we'll all be gay
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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