so that wasnt chicken after all
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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