your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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